damp_weather wrote:
But more seriously, when something isn't working, it is often worth at least considering doing the opposite.
....Slightly less seriously, I was pondering on the idea of a mild comedy act on the subject of how not to fly. It is nice having Allan Pothecary of Close Encounters in the arena showing the basics of how to set up and fly a stunt kite. But would a comedy sketch showing how not to do it be attractive - If the spectators can't understand normal trick flying, it certainly might confuse the audience! - or maybe it would educate them...
...For example I was thinking of the flyer coming on, starting to assemble his kite, putting the spreader through the sail (we could use a pre-holed kite for this), walking off (perhaps to a trade stand), coming back with another kite, trying to fly it with unequal length lines, with arms in the classic drunken "I surrender!" position, have someone come on and change to equal length lines, and then go down the field and hold his kite ready for launch, only to be hit in the face (we could fake this bit with slight of hand) when the kite is launched prematurely....
...Don't know what festival insurers would make of this.
Is this just a stream of ridiculous consciousness or do you actually give this stuff serious thought, before posting?