Y'all are in danger of really getting my started with the dogs thing. I hate
them, hate them, hate them. I can't remember the number of close things
I've had on the bike with dogs. I have been riding in races and had dogs
run into the pack and take people down.
On training rides I got into the habit of carrying a metal pump ... which
was used to dispatch a particularly aggressive mutt who plagued our
Sunday traning ride. I rode off the front one day and when he came out
to greet me cracked it over his nose / muzzle / whatever .. and that was
the very last time he came racing out !
Over here in La La Land you're not required to leash them outside of city
limits and out they come at top speed from yards and drive ways all teeth
and sinew ... oh yes ... I fucking hate dogs.
I clobbered one pretty good on commute one day. A playful - 100lb
Rottweiler "pup" ... off his leash ... on a bike path ... in the city .. hurtles
toward me. I couldn't stop ... T-boned the fucker ... Wooof ! indeed.
How I didn't end up over the bars I'll never know. He wasn't walking
properly after that and the owner was unable to comprehend why I was
quite so angry with him ... given I'd hurt his dog. He could most probably
say - in all truthfulness that he'd "never been so insulted in all his life".
I flagged down the next cop car Ipassed an reported the incident then
and there ... not that they ever found the joker and his dog.
-Frazer