Fractured Axel

Hello RevHeads. Me again. Be nice, I'm here to help.

I bring to your attention one of the rarest and most difficult to find Revolution products. I know how much you all love to acquire these things. The ownership of this object will demonstrate to fellow Revonista your devotion to the cause. It's a yoyo.



Now I can guess what you're thinking.... this is useless, too old, doesn't do very much - what's the point. And I'll just ask you to look into your kite bag, m'kay ?

I've already got one of these lovelies and it is a delightful object but a crap yoyo. It sits magnificently on fashionable coffee tables, however. Includes a strange rubbery finger loop which is an intriguing solution to a problem that really doesn't exist. So you know it's a real Revolution product.

Mike.

Yes but is there a limited edition signature version that's much more expensive but not that different?

If you throw them things hard enough they fly just like a dually, wobble about a bit then hit the deck.

Hmmm So all it can do is go up, down or spin around in one place and that reminds you of a dual line kite ?

But you're all too late and insufficiently devoted. It's gone to Japan.

Mike.

Nah, nothing as elegant as a spin, like I said wobble, but up and down covers it.

NEX wrote:

Nah, nothing as elegant as a spin, like I said wobble, but up and down covers it.

That's a bit rude, revs can go sideways too!!

Sod off Pete you're a proper

MrPtheW wrote:

Pete

Poor form. You can say what you like here, but not if you're going to hide behind anonymity.

Would you expect anything differant Rob? LoL

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MrPtheW wrote:

Sod off Pete you're a proper

What a gutless turd you are ...

Grow a pair of balls and use your real name ...

-Frazer

Hi Mike.
on the rev forum at this moment, ben is trying to offload the said item.
he is saying they will make a great stocking filler.
some of the mugs on the rev forum will buy one no doubt.
they get a bad review in the yoyo world.
all the best steve.

How many lines do you get with it?

Also.. what's the patent for this time?!

1 , 2 or 4 lines. Does it matter?
Just play nicely

Oi, what about 3 lines! Line-ist!